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Our Fast Five episodes generate five movie ideas live, on the spot, from real craft beer names. Listeners vote — the winner becomes a Viewers Choice feature film. The rest? They live here. Waiting. Vote for your favorites and help decide what gets made next.

The Sexy Nun

Fast Five Survivors

The Vault


These pitches survived a Fast Five brainstorm but didn't win the vote — yet. Rank your top 3. The ideas with the most points get made into feature films.

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🍺 Pitch Your Beer to The Vault

Got a craft beer with movie potential? Submit it — Jon & Harrison review every entry. If it's weird enough, it shows up in The Vault for listeners to vote on.

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The Complete Universe

Filmography


Every beer. Every movie. Every unhinged logline — in chronological order.

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The Masterminds

Meet The Crew


Co-Host / Idea Gremlin
Jon Dispenza

Jon Dispenza is a professional idea gremlin, podcast host, and unapologetic movie loudmouth. As co-creator of Beer Me That Movie, he's made it his mission to turn ridiculous beer names into even more ridiculous movie ideas.

By day, Jon helps brands and creators grow their voice and audience. By night, he's probably overthinking a Fast Five beer pick, planning a cursed one-shot D&D game, or rewriting a dinner party menu nobody asked for (but everybody remembers).

Equal parts improv chaos and structured storytelling, Jon brings the same energy to podcasting that he does to a well-poured pint: unexpected, carefully crafted, and just a little weird.

Co-Host / Brewer & Screenwriter
Harrison Hickok

Harrison Hickok is what happens when a professional brewer and classically trained screenwriter accidentally wanders onto a comedy stage and decides to stay there.

He's the kind of guy who can break down the tasting notes of a barrel-aged stout and roast your favorite movie in the same breath — all while wrangling a full-time job, a stand-up career, and family life like some sort of sleep-deprived maniac.

On the podcast, Harrison is the grounded one (allegedly), keeping the beer talk sharp and the movie ideas just barely on the rails. Prepare for dad jokes. Prepare for hot takes. Prepare for beers you've never heard of but suddenly need to try.

OPEN SUBMISSION

Got a Beer That Needs a Movie?

If you can make us laugh (which isn't hard), we'll include your message in an upcoming episode. Drop a voice message with your beer pick — if it's weird enough, it ends up on the podcast.

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